Pants On Fire

Liar Liar Pants on Fire!

– Every Child Since Forever

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Husband is on my list.  You know the list, the one that makes me look at you all squinty eyed.  The list containing the crazy lady at Wegmans who had to discuss with the cashier the pro’s and con’s of each and EVERY item she was purchasing and then discuss the proper packing of her twelve thousand reusable grocery bags and the idiot driver who decided to use the breakdown lane to pass me on Route 1.

You husband, who I just discovered was STEALING from me.  Stealing from your poor, poor, berry deprived wife.  Stealing my berries from my Kashi cereal.  My favorite Kashi Strawberry Fields cereal.  You, sir, are lucky I like the cereal just the way I thought it was, perfect corn flakes with just the right amount of sweetness.  I have to admit that I do feel a little better knowing that my cereal could theoretically look like the box and much better when I know that Kashi wasn’t trying to scam me out of a few freeze-dried strawberries and raspberries.

I still love my cereal and of course I still love you even if you are a liar-liar-pants-on-fire-stealer of berries and of my heart.


12 Responses to “Pants On Fire”

  1. Oh my goodness, you are hilarious. Bad husband!

  2. Very, very cute! Thank goodness my husband and I do not share the same taste in cereal. Although we have the same affinity for heath bar cookies and that’s resulted in days without speaking to each other – or until someone can get back to the store.

  3. Naughty, naughty!

  4. that was so funny I just subscribed to your blog! I hope you’re happy! :-/

  5. Boys are simply not to be trusted! It’s just too bad their cuteness factor is so high. *sigh

  6. Hi, I’m new to your blog and stopping by for ICLW. Very funny about your berries! I like your style of writing. And yes, there are others out there that totally think their pets are their children…I’m one of those people! I look forward to reading more of your story.

  7. Oooooo… pants on fire, indeed! I think he needs his hands slapped, at the very least. 🙂

  8. Happy ICLW!!

    Your post made me laugh. 🙂 So thanks for the happy vibes.

    Naughty hubby for stealing your berries…I hope you have worked out a suitable punishment! 😉

  9. ICLW

    Ha, my husband does the same thing, but with my ice cream. We have a schedule where Friday nights we go to the market for our (his) weekly ice cream trip. I usually don’t get anything, but the few times I do, he eats my Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough before I can even get a spoonful.

  10. and I came home to find my husband feeding my favorite cereal to the dog! I’m glad he didn’t ruin it for you.

  11. Kate Bentley Says:

    Sneaky. Very sneaky. How did you uncover this evil deed?

    Happy ICLW! XXXXX

  12. LOL, this post made me smile the whole way through. 🙂 Sounds like something my husband would do!

    (here from ICLW)

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